his legal name being 'and ken' is so genius he's literally just barbie's accessory this movie is for real men
Character selection screen
abolish this jury already, why should it have as much power as the people at home PAYING to vote? get fucked, old farts.
“are you seeing anyone” you mean like a hallucination??
or a therapist?? you gotta be specific
More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry
the for you page
this is how the movie went right
Kronk: By whom, though? I might be your classic "hunk" body type, but I'm not exactly a top. I have a couple exes I could call that might be his type. Do you want someone who would take him out for dinner first, or just...
Yzma: ... I WANT you to KILL him!
I love it when mobile just warps me to some random spot on my dash like yes girl Tumblr Shuffle
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